Friday, January 15, 2016

So, how many people in Western media are bravely declaring, 

Saya Jakarta,

this morning?   

22 comments:

  1. The terrorists blew up a Starbucks, not a satirical political magazine.

    Hell, even I want to blow up a Starbucks sometimes.
    :-)

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    1. That really makes a difference to you, doesn't it. How many ways can you find to say "I'm an asshole"? Because it's essentially the meaning of everything you say.

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  2. You keep telling us you have a sense of humor, but then you post something like the above.
    :-)

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    1. No, Simps, it's you who endlessly declare you have a sense of humor, as you only prove that you're an asshole of the 12-year-old boy variety whose natural audience is other 12-year-old assholes.

      In Maine we figure if you don't get a joke either you didn't get it or there wasn't one to get. And we know there's a difference between telling one and being one like you.

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  3. "In Maine we figure if you don't get a joke either you didn't get it or there wasn't one to get. "

    In Maine, you're no strangers to the fond embrace of certain barnyard animals.
    :-)

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    1. Well,you're one horse's ass I'll never get near.

      And, as I've noted, the NYC area spawns more of them than most places.

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  4. "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
    --- Gene Wilder to Cleavon Little in BLAZING SADDLES

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  5. DRIBBLING!!!!

    OH STOP -- YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

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    1. Hey, we can't all get by quoting lines from 40 year old movies, some of us have to get by with making up new material.

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  6. "Hey, we can't all get by quoting lines from 40 year old movies."

    Or thousands of years old bullshit myths.
    :-)

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    1. Oh, well, that's a different genera, or is your attention, such as it is, drifting as usual?

      Really, Simps, I wonder what you'd be quoting if the movies hadn't been invented. As they said, you couldn't improvise a fart after a Hungarian meal.

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  7. By definition, quoting something isn't the same as improvising.

    You're losing it, Sparkles.

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    1. While I know the experience of improvisation is alien to you, it's possible to be able to do both. If it were you you'd try t pass it off as your own. I'll grant that you're capable of passing gas. But we shouldn't only consider your best material.

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  8. More Shavian wit. Good for you.
    :-)

    I'm outta here, Sparky. Hookers and blow for the weekend.
    :-)

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  9. Anybody who doesn't think Soupy Sales was funny is, frankly, a large putz.

    But like I said -- outta here for the weekend. Hookers and blow, Sparkles.

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    1. You know, Simps, that your claim to have begged me to ban you is rather exposed for the lie it is by your continual insistence on coming here.

      Hookers and blow. Yeah, right. Probably more like shoots and ladders or Exlax and tummy mints.

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  10. BAN ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!

    DO IT NOW!!!!

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    1. What? Did your "Eddie" have enough of you and escape?

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